Rinse and reTweet
The usual, you know the deal. Time’s come for our weekly Twitter reaction recap, taken from various tweets that were hashtagged #GameOfThrones (via my @Axechucker account, with help from @The_Rabbit01) for episode 8 of Game of Thrones: “The Pointy End.” As has been stated, this was George R.R. Martin’s own script, though Twitter reaction was pretty much the same as the usual stuff.
I mean, just replace “boobs” with “Hodor’s junk,” and there you go. Though I have to say, just based on Twitter responses… either more people are watching or more people are Tweeting about watching. Because this thing scrolls like a bitch.
As usual, I have kept spoilers vague (when spoiled at all), so feel free to peruse be ye a new or old viewer!
As we await this episode, Twitter was already abuzz, resounding with a call—a clarion cry heard all across the ‘net! Yes, the blending of reality and fiction is not just for fanfiction; Game of Thrones went meta when people started shouting for Ned’s freedom even before the show started. Admittedly, some took to the idea better than others.
@JonBastSnow: Ok, this is my most serious request ever…please send as many Ravens mentioning #FreeNed …otherwise @Queen_Cersei will eat your babies!
@KalilNZ: poor @LordEddardStark free him ceresi!!! #freeNed ,winterfell needs him
@TheRobbStark: If there is any Justice left in this World then #FreeNed, please support The Starks!!!
@CrowNewsNetwork: #FreeNed and show the Lannisters who the smallfolk support!
@Queen_Cersei: There is no need to #FreeNed! He’s fine and waving from the shadows on the balcony! Nah, they’re not holding him up…
@sailorboyj: Free Ned Stark! He’s the true Regent, and if he has to cut off your head, he won’t get off on it. Unlike most Lannisters we know. #FreeNed
@goddessdeeva: #FreeNed nothing… The man is an idiot… #TeamLannister
@Blackfish_Blues: #freeNed don’t want my beloved niece @CatelynStark to suffer. I’d do anything to help him. IF I EXISTED. #TheBlackfish #hatesHBO
@Queen_Cersei: Lord Stark has a way of inspiring the common and the ignorant. #FreeNed #MyAss
@xxhottwire: #GameofThrones #ThePointyEnd @CrowNewsNetwork #NedsThemeSong *Ben Harper – Don’t Give Up On Me Now* ♫
@JonBastSnow: So the Queen thinks we are common and ignorant??? More reason to #FreeNed…he could stop her evil doings! #prostark #antiqueenie
@Queen_Cersei: The #FreeNed outcry is reaching a fever pitch. FYI, I hate you people SO much.
@JeynePoole: Save my best friend’s father and #FreeNed (or who knows what @LordBaelish will do)! #scared
Do you even exist?! Sophie Turner owes me a dollar!
John Picacio, the artist of the 2012 A Song of Ice and Fire Calendar, gave us the general vibe.
@JohnPicacio: Tonight’s #GameOfThrones episode is scripted by #GRRM himself. Very much looking forward to it.
Other people steeled and girded themselves out of excitement and fear. Mostly fear.
@SerMosh: HBO is about to stick me with The Pointy End…. in the eyes!
Nasty.
@TsarKiller: YEEEESS! Blasting #GameOfThrones title music out full blast. Ned Stark looks fucked, eh.
@Pinkdaisy1123: I just had to threaten my husband who was singing fake lyrics to the #GameofThrones theme that if he didn’t stop I was going to spoil.
My wife thinks I’m fanboi-ish about the title music too. I wonder if making up random lyrics and singing them to that tune would change her mind.
Some people are passionate, willing to lay it all on the line for their weekly fix:
@doook: #gameofthrones is the shit..if you haven’t seen it, get on that. If you don’t fuck wit it unfollow me bitch
@plivacpa: Can’t wait for #GameofThrones #PointyEnd, I am FIENDING. Feel like it’s been 2 weeks since a new episode, which it kind of has.
@EatMoreTruth: What do you mean Game 3 is on? You mean, @GameOfThrones is on! #NoBasketballInWesteros
There’s also no three-point line in Westeros.
And so we open in King’s Landing with a calm, quiet, placid sce—
@GlenMurchison: Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
@AwesomeWez: it’s all kicking off now.
@SSRDoug: Violence right off the bat! #gameofthrones We can only home for sex and intrigue just as fast
@Depcrestwood: They killin’ errbody up in here!
@NiceQueenCersei: my god its a bad time to be a Stark servant
It’s kind of the same as the Death Star Innocent Civilian argument, isn’t it? Just working day to day, not bothering anybody, when suddenly a Lannister Guard / Skywalker swoops in out of nowhere and puts an end to your shit.
So Sansa and Septa Mordane—Sophie Turner and Susan Brown, both of whom were freaking excellent this episode—go for a leisurely walk, during which they complain about Arya. It’s so good to see them bonding over something, as they will need one another’s support in the coming yea—
@RogueBelle: Wow, Septa Mordane’s a bit cleverer and quicker on the uptake than in the book
@Sir_Davidio: Not the Septa!
Oh, bloody hell.
@jeeesss: Crying already tbh #pointyend
@vivaciousvirgo: If you hear men screaming in agony, you should haul ass to safety Sansa!
Always good advice.
Meanwhile, Syrio and Arya continue with their dancing lessons when they are suddenly and rudely interrupted. And the First Sword of Braavos does not take kindly to rudeness.
@Darrsolo: Every Serio scene is better on screen then in the book. I #GOT #GameofThrones!
@SkyyTweet: DUDE. This is so much better since I’ve read it.
@shareasarah: Watching is not seeing, Dead Girl. #gameofthrones #pointyend We are done with dancing for today.
@Dinkologist: Syrio has some serious skills.
@jayvert: Dancing instructor badassery!
@obsidianoffing: Beast mode!!!
@DrewnoD: Dance Syrio! Dance!
@_susaramsch: Gods, Syrio, pick up a real sword already!
@cdeminski: Nice! The sword teacher will kick their butts with a wooden sword and they’ll LIKE it!
@mandalbrot: Syrio. Motherfucking. Forel. Ladies and gentleman
@LyannaTargaryen: Syrio NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@LittleHades: Obi wan!
@smitkev: Nooooooooooo syrio!! Good effort tho, with yon twig!
@RoojC: still don’t get why Syrio didn’t pick up a real sword after downing 5 guardsmen
The water dance is not made for heavy swords, not for hacking and hammering, no.
Miltos, take a bow. I don’t know if you’re finished-finished, or if they decide to bring you back as you-know-who… but you, my good man, acquitted yourself with skill and aplomb! Bravo to the Braavosi!
Arya… well she has a more immediate future!
@tribalmeg: Move your ass, Arya.
@reecyKup: Run Arya
@KnockturnAllie: Shit just got real on GoT. And Syrio just pwned everyone with a wooden sword. And Arya just …holy shit. #shithittingfan
@bedofroses2001: oh shit! oh shit!
@dan_the_manc: OMG! she killed him!!
@J0rdanC: That lil’ girl done went and killed a boy..
@pthewes: Stuck him w/ the pointy end.
@obsidianoffing: YES GIRL!
@DGSAFDMD: GOT THIS IS TOO MUCH TOOOO MUUUCHH!!!!!!!!!
@loulaburton: I’ve already been crying for 10 minutes straight
@Sir_Davidio: Doesn’t Arya need a woman after her first kill?
That’s what Bronn would argue.
We switch to the ginger… and our lone San/San moment: fleeting, and slightly creepy. Hound looks like he wants breakfast.
@ElleMarie360: Now this heffah is hard headed..wasn’t she told to go to her room??
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: WOW SANSA LOOKS REALLY PRETTY… FOR THE HOUND :-) #SANSANOTP
@mherr1979: Sansa, meet the Hound. Hound, Sansa.
@NiceQueenCersei: Poor Sansa’s about to be molested by the hound. #gameofthrones
That’s sort of how it was looking, huh.
Meanwhile, Ned is off somewhere else, rotting in a dungeon cell…
@NiceQueenCersei: I’d have thought ned’s accommodation to be a little…better?
WELL YOU PUT HIM THERE! Sheesh.
@Mystery_Donut: Ned, what would you want him to do? Cut down 2,000 gold cloaks? This is why you’re in a dungeon.
@Roewoof: “Why is it no one ever trusts the eunuch?” Because he has no balls? I don’t know
I can’t say testes are the sole factor in trust. I mean, we trust women, don’t we?
… Don’t we?
@J0rdanC: Sansa is so weak and desperate for acceptance. And this Queen has GOT..TO..GO.
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: I WANT SANSAS PENDANT.
@amarettosaurus: Yeah I know how Littlefinger wants Sansa to prove her loyalty….
@d__deg: @GameOfThrones @HBO I’m watching. Littlefinger = Littlef***er
@FlipView: Sansa wouldn’t get many GCSEs these days would she…
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: BITCH THIS AINT ABOUT U. WHO CARES ABOUT UR LOVE FOR JOFFREY
@dan_the_manc: Who would love bloody Geoffry!
@Three_2_Lose: Stark’s daughter with the red hair is definitley going to screw up any come back’s by her father and brother
@SolomonGrundy2: You’re not the only one. @darlin133 I freaking Hate Sansa, always have
@Blaquemagus: Sansa should die first! Super annoying!
@wywrd: My god, Sansa Stark is like a girl from our world thrown into #GameOfThrones universe. She’s so annoying #RollEyes
@adcockmark: Ned starks eldest daughter, the red head, is one hot piece of ace.
Young man, I hope you are under the age of consent. Either way, shame on you, Sansa’s deck of cards is not up for discussion!
Meanwhile, back at Winterfell, Robb, Theon, and Luwin are hanging out, reading mail…
@TeresaTorgaddon: Theon Greyjoy, I commend you to marry me! Right now! #gameofthrones
@JohnnyCables: I like Greyjoy. He’s my 3rd fav behind John Snow and Tyrion
Theon gets occasional love, Theon gets occasional hate. What can you do? Allen is strong though. Easily his best role to date.
@_susaramsch: That messenger raven scene at Winterfell looks sooo great.
@_jilly: In shock, Luwin goes to call even the Indigo colored banners.
I’m coming after you, Jilly.
Samwell Tarly: Private Eye:
@frodabaggins: Best compliment Sam’s ever heard.
@Twortlr: finally Tubby boy gets some approval
@IndieGoPop: Tarly should be on CSI
The Old Bear is forced to break the news to Jon…
@tribalmeg: Jon’s awfully cute. Is that actor legal age? Am I allowed to think he’s cute? *checks imdb* Whew. Not a dirty old lady yet.
@SymptomRecital: Once you take the black, you never go back.
@gusandleo: “I’m sure they’ll be treated gently.” – yeeeeah sure.
@amarettosaurus: Let me guess, Jon is gonna whine?
No whining involved! He did look pensive. And angry. And slightly emo. And later he tried to stab Ser Alliser in the throat. But zero whining today! In fact, he hardly spoke.
Catelyn also get the bad news at the Eyrie, and does not take it well.
@tribalmeg: “A COURTESY?!” hahaha. Slap her, Cat.
I wish. But Twitter does not care for the wrath of a mother. Rather it cares about:
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: ROBINS GONNA A BREAST MAN WHEN HE GROWS UP
@Depcrestwood: Finally found a pair of tits in this show I don’t want to see. #soweird
@Mystery_Donut: Kate Dickie – Feed me.
@NOLAQueenD: The Aarons are just disgusting.
@TheAcademic: Is this kid still trying to breast feed while speaking clear English?! NOT UP IN HERE!
@CowsLaneCraft: And this is why I’ve missed @goddessdeeva 25 mins and not a single boob in sight!
I think it’s safe to say we’re all the better for not seeing that again.
Let’s leave the Eyrie, just like Tyrion and Bronn are doing…
@kendralynneee: Peter Dinklage is a great actor! I haven’t really watched #GameofThrones yet, but love him!
I think I am in the majority that says that if you are a Peter Dinklage fan, you really should be watching this show.
@WillPatterson: I want golden women!
@LittleHades: How long til Robson Green shows up then. Don’t start singing, you bastard.
Robson Green doesn’t show up, but someone else does. And he’s brought his whole band.
@Sir_Davidio: Shagga shagga shagga shagga shagga shagga
@TheMichaelMoran: Shagger, son Of Dolph?
@williamsonj: SHAGGER!
@holivz: Oh lawd, we got us some medieval hillbillies.
@_jilly: These mountain men look like they should go “Niii”
@carolinaflight: Tyrion Lannister: a greater escape artist than Houdini
@reecyKup: Little dude can shit talk his way out of some mess.
@SarahPrestige: Why oh why oh why am I attracted to Tyrion?! Reminds me of a miniature Bowie… #callthetherapist
Peter Dinklage as David Bowie. Strangely I could see that.
Back at the Wall, Jon has been confined to quarters due to the earlier-mentioned incident involving a paring knife, his temper, and Alliser Thorne’s throat. Though he doesn’t seem to follow orders for long…
@pthewes: Oh look, a wolf! You never would have remembered them if not for Ghost.
@jmnzl: Oh, Jon.
@NOLAQueenD: I hate how Jon Snow keeps getting the short end of the stick.
@Phoenix_torn: Oh the Bark-gate fans are going to hate this…
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: #GHOSTWHINEDGATE
@ideaofhappiness: Maybe Ghost just needs walkies.
@SSRDoug: Suddenly we are watching an episode of “Lassie.”
@tribalmeg: Jon has the sense to listen to his direwolf. Winning.
@___polyethylene: OH GOD, THE WHITE WALKER. I just shoved my laptop away from my face
@mountain_duwe: ZOMBIE!!!!
@_jilly: walkers, hell! freakin white joggers They move fast!!!
@TheMichaelMoran: Blue Man Group is WELL a zombie though! #gameofthrones
SB_Co: Wight walker’s in. the. building.
@TheMichaelMoran: Why has he got such a beef with Jon snow?
Naathiw: When The ‘Zombie’ Attacked Snow! Damn … WTH Is Coming Next!?
@vslayer1012: Holy shit! Jon Snow watchout it’s a zombie!!! BRAINNNNSSSSS
@wispa9: Kick his ass Jon!
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: BADASS JON OMG MY BREECHES #POINTYEND
@callie_828: Oh, Jon Snow. The things I would do to you.
@adrienne75: Jon Snow kicking ass. Hair remains sexy while doing so.
Sexy hair is the hallmark of a true hero. Though actually I thought the way he leaped back and pulled his longsword was pretty badass. Harington is a damned good action sequence dude.
Speaking of damned good action sequence dudes, we return to the Dothrakis…
@amarettosaurus: OMG Look at all the raping and pillaging. Drogo is so romantic.
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: ALL THESE DOTHRAKI MEN R SO HOT. THEY CAN CALL ME LAMB N MOUNT ME IF THEY WANT
@ReallyAlly: “I DO NOT HAVE A GENTLE HEART, SIR.” #badass
@TheJennC: Khal Drogo calls his Khaleesi “Moon of my life”, which is considerably romantic for a brutal murderer and rapist.
@thegreatelsetho: Khal Drogo gives exactly zero fucks
@mountain_duwe: LOL did this guy really just challenge Khal Drogo? REALLY?
@vslayer1012: Oh hell naw. That fucker did not just call his wife a “Whore”. The Khal is going to have his head for that.
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: DROGO: COME AT ME BRO!!!
@_jilly: The Khal fights with wrestling taunts
@sourpurple: Khal Drogo would make an awesome WWE wrestler. Just sayin’
@minemonkey: Oh sh*t! Drogo is unleashing the dragon!
@DrensBspot: OH SHAT!!! Khal ain’t no JOKE!!!
@ChloeDenmark: may have just yelled out OH FUCK at #gameofthrones
@310tojoba: KHAL FUCKING DROGO FATALITY #GameofThrones #OWNAGE
@roundabritt: HE JUST RIPPED HIS TONGUE OUT THROUGH HIS THROAT!!!
@TheNyckWest: FINISH HIM!!!!!! Khal Drogo WINS!! FATALITY!!!
@NuckyFreeman: Kahl Drogo is a beeeaaassstttt faarrrkkkkkk
@Tlenze: I think that’s called a Dothraki Necktie.
@matmannion: Yoink!
@cdeminski: What’s the matter? Barbarian got your tongue?
“Khal got your tongue?” would have been funnier.
@jisobeldelisle: Drogo is making me so wet right now….
Me too—oh, wait, you didn’t mean wet from the blood spraying through your TV screen?
@amarettosaurus: To hell with that, *I’M* thinking about sexing Drogo up. HOT DAMN.
@Tlenze: Could Drogo be any more bad-ass? Imagine if Tyrion and Drogo could create a kid!
Uh.
(Well that’s a new slashfic. Tyrogo? Dryrion? Khalannister?)
And here we come to the introduction of a very popular ASoIaF character…
@_jilly: Mirri Maz!
@strangerbabble: Mirri Maz Durr #OhFuck
@JMarkestheSpot: Mirri Maz Duur looks like Snooki’s future.
I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
Back at Winterfell, Robb hosts all the mighty northern men Luwin’s ravens brought back. It’s not a question of weight ratios, it’s just a question of where he grips it.
@shwitz44: I imagined the Greatjon to be taller. And louder.
@LittleHades: Bloody hell, it’s Mike off of Casualty. #gameofthrones Wasn’t he Little John in Robin of Sherwood too?
@The_Rabbit01: Yes it is! RT @CarrieChandler: Blimey, is that Clive Mantle?
@nathwilson: Awesome, Little John from 80s Robin of Sherwood is in
@LBardugo: Well, color me swoony. Robb Stark calls the banners! “Call me boy again” indeed
@DGSAFDMD: Robb Stark ♥_♥
@_jilly: Grey Wind Action!!!!!
@ReallyAlly: GREY WIND IS NOT AMUSED
@tribalmeg: Greatjon Umber. Hey! Watch those fingers
@_susaramsch: Greatjon Halfhand!
@PLOTthickenr: Cut that Meat! Cut that Meat!
@DrensBspot: Dang… that’s a new take on *two fingas*
@_jilly: Who knew, Amputation IS funny!
@tribalmeg: That dude is batshit. “Your meat… is bloody tough!”
@amarettosaurus: THE GREATJON LINE GOT INCLUDED, I AM PLEASED
@Phoenix_torn: The North…Tis a silly place.
@ranielledandall: I bet PETA as an organization really just adores #GameOfThrones
No actual Greatjons were harmed in the making of “The Pointy End.” The Greatjon getting his fingers eaten was popular, but what almost trumped it (from the massive Twitter spike) was the long-awaited reappearance of a certain wild child:
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: OMG WE FOUND RICKON!!!!!!
@_susaramsch: Look, it’s that missing Stark kid!
@aurel_ska: WE FINALLY SEE RICKOR!!!!!!! (spelling correct? dunno.)
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: TWO STARKS TOGETHER AGAIN… I WILL ENJOY THE RARE SIGHT
@ipopic: It is hard to be the youngest child, just ask Rickon Stark – he only got his first lines in episode 8!
@tribalmeg: Little brother? We haven’t even SEEN Rickon all season.
@Sir_Davidio: Rickon is REALLY cynical for a four-year-old.
What’s up, Art Parkinson! Welcome to the show. Rickon is pretty damned cynical. But I like it. It’s almost like NousRickon actually wrote his lines for him…
@cdeminski: Why is it that Ned’s little boy looks like a girl, and his little girl looks like a boy? #HBOAndrogyn
I dunno about that, but I love Isaac Hempstead-Wright’s performance. He’s so steady he hardly gets some of the praise other people get—mostly because Bran is kind of the straight man to all the craziness swirling around him—but that kid is damned good.
And speaking of damned good, Natalia Tena shuffles up to Bran while he is praying for everyone (slightly less for Theon) in the godswood.
@amarettosaurus: Tonks is wearing some Westerosi version of Uggs
@MHButtahz: Natalia Tena is #epic in #GameofThrones I mean from #Tonks to #Osha….brilliant acting!!! :) Natalia Tena is awesome!!!
@KenPlume: In some ways primitive, the Wildlings were clearly the first to develop and use eyeliner.
Oddly… strangely… inexplicably… Tonks did not get the most shouts in the Twitter feed. That came when Kristian Nairn showed up, wearing nothing but a towel and a smile. Mostly a smile.
@Cilla1023: HODOR!!
@_susaramsch: And… Hodor’s Hodor. Osha likes it.
@IndieGoPop: Holy Hodor’s Hodor!
@bramallblade: bloody Nora! He has got giants blood!
@TheMichaelMoran: This bit’s like a cock-happy Midsummer Night’s Dream
@captivestate: Bad Hodor, with your pointy end!
@amarettosaurus: LMAO I JUST CACKLED LIKE A MOFO HODOR YOU SO WHITE
@NymeriaSand: “He has giants’ blood in him or I’m the Queen.” – Osh
@sylvershade: Penis number 3. I think the ratio of boobs to penis is going down
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: HODOR… UR SIZE IS APPROPIATE FOR UR BODY #POINTYEND
@BeTheBoy: Full frontal Hodor
@RegLevy: When I said I hadn’t seen enough of Hodor, that was REALLY not what I meant. #CarefulWhatYouWishFor
@ReallyAlly: I have seen the peen of one of my followers. I am disturbed.
@ReallyAlly: WOW. JUST WOW.
@tracybegins: by the old gods and the new, if we have to keep seeing cocks can’t we get drogo or jaime or jon or something?
@monkeyspooner: Hodor! Geez man.
@Pat_JG: Hodor!
@illtelligent: WHAT DID MY EYES JUST SEE?!?!
@Lucid_Dragon: WTF?? ALBINO hung FAT guy! LOL #GameOfThrones #Disturbing
@FistyFisterson: RT @CitizenDK: RT @SciFiMom9: Holy Hodor! It barely fit on the screen.
@gusandleo: WHOAH nelly that’s a lot of information. #GameofThrones #pointyend #notthatpointyend @KristianNairn
@Pinkdaisy1123: So there goes more penis #GameofThrones
@ReallyAlly: HOLY SHIT IT’S HODOR PEEN
@Phoenix_torn: An now it’s time for @KristianNairn‘s little giant #pointyend
@_jilly: Hodor or HUNGdor?
Pfft. Please. We’re all built like that. That’s completely normal.
Over to the northmen’s camp, where Catelyn is reunited with her eldest son Robb in a gripping and tear-jerking scene!
@cdeminski: Oh no – blah blah blah blah Battle, blah blah, Battle strategy, blah blah blah. Oy vey.
@cdeminski: So Ned’s oldest son, you have a simple choice: Fight or Die.
…Okay, if I have to be fair, Twitter was still talking about Hodor’s Hodor. But hey … *I* liked this scene!
Over to Tyrion’s return to the Lannister side of life! And he’s brought some friends…
@pthewes: Lord Tywin’s camp seems so well guarded. Ditched and staked. Oh wait, NO IT ISN’T.
@sithwitch: Tyrion has the best posse. Period.
@Lucid_Dragon: And feed it to the goats yes
@Varahbird: Goats will eat anything
@wispa9: “Son of…” “You wouldn’t know him.” LMAO!
@gusandleo: Is it wrong to love… love… love Tyrion without end?
@Lucid_Dragon: I love the clothing and armor on #GameOfThrones Very real looking indeed.
@ReallyAlly: Tywin just got trolled
@Tlenze: It’s saying a lot that Tywin scares Tyrion more than Shagga.
@Phoenix_torn: I’m surprised. We got all of the mountain clan leaders. Surprised and happy
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: CHELLAS UGLIER THAN I EVER IMAGINED HER LOL
I dunno. She was already pret-ty ugly. We need to get the names of the actors who played Chella and Timett Son Of Timett.
Back at the Wall…
@spicydijon: I’m gonna be pissed if the Night’s Watch dudes don’t start base jumping until book two.
And that’s all that was said to that.
It was Robb’s night to be had. Him that that young Lannister scout dude who sort of looked like Tom Cruise.
@gumgnome: So much Robb tonight; praise the gods!
@Lady_Weatherby: Can we have even moar Robb Stark in next week’s episode please?!!
I can say there will be lots of Robb, yes. Richard Madden is gaining fans in leaps and bounds.
Finally we return to the throne room for the episode’s final scene. Take it away, King’s Landing Butler! (Dude has his own Twitter account too, I swear, he’s just shy.)
@_jilly: King’s Landing Butler! Tellin’ it like it is!
@gusandleo: Let’s see if Joffrey pulls nice or ass. Ass, of course. Who am I kidding?
@katestrophic: I hope Petyr Baelish is the Severus Snape of @GameOfThrones. #NotToday
@amarettosaurus: Between Theon, Jorah, and Littlefinger, my loins have become total traitors.
@LyannaTargaryen: Treason is Treason? I thought it was a noxious weed? #ohpycelle
@_jilly: SHUT UP SANSA!!! #GameofThrones JUST SHUT UP!!
@Sir_Davidio: Barristan the Bold ain’t gotta take this from anybody. Haters gonna hate
@ReallyAlly: Joffrey you dickless bitch shut your mouth
@ReallyAlly: Shut up, Pycelle. Go cut off your wrinkly dick.
@ReallyAlly: CERSEI PLEASE DIE IN A FIRE YOU CRAZY BITCH
@vslayer1012: Cersei is one nasty cunt. Getting rid of Ser Barristan like that. WTF? That’s disgraceful.
@ReallyAlly: Ser Barristan suspects bullshit
@ReallyAlly: Aw heeeell naw bitch you had best not fuck with Ser Barristan
@ReallyAlly: Joffrey you little shit get that smirk off of your face
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: URGH THIS FUCKING BITCH PYCELLE! GTFO
@Paco_ICEandFIRE: BARRISTAN BAMF TBH
Ser Barristan “The Bold” exited boldly, I have to say. I wonder if we’ll ever see him again…
@Sir_Davidio: Best episode yet, am I right or am I right?
@MrJeromyy: Rob Stark and the dancing sword teacher moved up about 1000 points on the cool meter tonight
@Sir_Davidio: Oh god, next week, shit is gonna hit the FAN next week.
Hasn’t it already? Isn’t this enough?! What are you, Sir Davidio, some cruel, inhumane monster?!
Certain characters went missing this episode…
@DGSAFDMD: Where are u Jaime?? I need u T.T #GameOfThrones
@MissCEJames: Where is the sex?!
@amarettosaurus: This might be my favorite episode. I don’t even have any snark in me, I’m just slack jawed in aw
@sansartifice: Just realized my twitter name could be read as Sansa Rtifice, which wouldn’t make any sense, but lets say its a #gameofthrones reference
I have no idea what that means. There is only one Sansa. And she is in pain! Damn your cold hearts…
@kirstinalv: In the Game of Thrones, you show up to the press conference on time or you die. #weinergate
I also have no idea what that means. Especially with regard to #weinergate. But it sounded funny.
To wrap up, some kind words for GRRM:
@bertrigby: basically grrm needs to write every single episode (if he could only write books at the same time…
@racialicious: @ltruthi For real. GRRM must be planning some diabolical shit. #gameofthrones
Well, for GRRM … “diabolical shit” equates to kind words. And remember kiddies: A Dance With Dragons hits the bookstores next month!
I’ll see you all next week for another Twitter recap!
BAAAEEELORRRRRRRR…!
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