Behold The Real Housewives of Westeros, as imagined by Sophie Turner

Of late, Vanity Fair has been finding success with its string of videos rendering the lives of various Game of Thrones characters in adorably vulgar stick figure form. So far, they’ve covered the lives of Ned Stark, Khal Drogo, Joffrey Baratheon, and Robb Stark, and will presumably continue the series during the lead-up to the Season 5 premiere.

It would appear that the magazine has been getting more ambitious. For the latest video in its Improv Imagination series, Vanity Fair sat down with Sophie ‘Sansa Stark’ Turner and asked her to answer a simple question: “Can you describe in great detail what an episode of Real Housewives of Westeros would look like?”

Turner, it ends up, is more than up to the task, as she effortlessly spins an alternate reality where catty, embittered versions of Westeros’ leading ladies convene in one of Littlefinger’s brothels to flip over tables, insult each other’s outfits, and engage in other Real Housewives-style nonsense. The artists at Vanity Fair render her vision in muted watercolors.

Also, in this world, Ser Loras Tyrell is dating Gregor Clegane, because why not?

If there’s one thing to take away from the video, it’s this line from Turner, speaking about the Real Housewives version of Sansa: “Sansa would be wearing a full black outfit cause she’s had this big revolution at the end of Season 4 and now she’s a boss-ass bitch. Her phrase would be, ‘Winter may be coming but I’m still hella hot.'” Indeed, it would.

• Published on 03/24/2015 at 4:20 PM CDT
• Last updated on 10/21/2016 at 1:05 PM CDT