Game of Thrones Episode 506, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” GIF Recap
Welcome back to WiC’s weekly GIF recap. Did you feel like you needed a long, scalding hot shower after Episode 506 ended? Have you had enough of all the negative nonsense being bandied back an forth from both sides of the Sansa wedding night nightmare debate? Well, I most certainly am, so instead of focusing on the negative, how about we have some fun? Good, let’s get into some GIFs from Game of Thrones Episode 506, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.”
First up, we had Arya in her new role as the resident corpse cleaner in the House of Black and White. I don’t know about you, but to me it seemed like she was enjoying her work a little too much.
Everything was coming up aces for Arya—she was scrubbing dead bodies and thinking of going through the conspicuously open door…when suddenly, a wild Waif appeared! I won’t lie, I’ve read the books multiple times, yet I still fell for her little lie. I would be terrible at the game of faces…or lying game…or game of lying faces.
Then, Sexy Jesus awoke Arya, in the middle of the night, for what seemed like a good ole fashioned ass-whoopin. YOU GUYS SHE STILL LOVES THE HOUND!
Yep…still has greyscale.
Tyrion and Jorah had a nice moment, until Tyrion dropped a major spoiler about what happened beyond the Wall in Season 3. Dick move, Tyrion.
Then the two bros went on a hike…
…but were caught by Mr. Eko, who taught Jorah a valuable lesson: Talk shit, get hit.
Finally, we all learned that Tyrion’s nickname is Tripod.
In King’s Landing, Littlefinger used his time machine to get to Cersei as fast as he could, traversing the 1000 between Winterfell and the capitol city in record time.
Lancel thought he was going to scare Lord Baelish with his black robes and weird forehead tattoo, but the Lord of Harrenhal, Lord Protector of the Vale, potential Warden of the North, and owner of many fine brothels throughout the greater King’s Landing metropolitan area was not having it.
In Dorne, Trystane Martell displayed that he’s got crazy game.
Seriously, how much strange is this kid pulling?
“The Dornishman’s wife was as fair as the sun, and her kisses were warmer than spring.
And I’d suffer through all this shitty Dorne story just to listen to Jerome Flynn sing.”
“The Dornishman’s wife would sing as she bathed, in a voice that never missed a chord, but the Dornish apparently don’t guard their gates, a plot hole the writers seem to have ignored.”
Seriously, HOW HAS NO ONE SEEN THESE GUYS YET? “Bro, you think that guy in the wheelchair saw us?”
NOPE.
I’m starting to really hate this kid.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Sand Snakes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Sand Snakes
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SAND SNAKES
Nipples on a breastplate, DORNISH POWER!
Do it, kid. Please skin that smoke-wagon and make Bronn hit you, please!
Welp…talk shit, get hit. Didn’t I mention this before? I could watch this all day.
*Cue Indiana Jones theme music*
I’m sorry for what you are about to see. This fight was seriously awful.
“Hold still while I shuffle up to you, only to not stab you.”
*Indiana Jones music intensifies*
Wait, did he even land that punch?
Bronn totally got poisoned with that cut.
“I am Obara Sand, Daughter of Oberyn Martell, and I will remind you of this every time I am on screen!”
“When I was young my father threw a spear at my head which I totally ducked because I am the daughter of Oberyn Martell, in case you didn’t know, and when he took me to court I became Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken, which also happens to be our team motto, the title of this episode, and the words of House Martell of which my father was a card-carrying member. WHO DO YOU FIGHT FOR?”
The best move of the entire fight scene.
Arya graduated from acolyte school by killing this little girl.
Then she was rewarded when Sexy Jesus showed her the Chamber of Secrets inside the Hogwarts House of Black and White.
Hey look, Lady Olenna is in town, and she has an opinion on the episode, as a whole.
I present you with the best moment of the entire season.
“Dammit, how did she know I wasn’t writing anything?”
Loras was on trial, and it didn’t go well for him.
Then his sister Margaery was arrested too, because…Cersei. And, if you watch carefully, you can actually see Tommen becoming a virgin again. Poor kid.
In Winterfell, Sansa got married.
THE END.
What? He’s only practice crying for his Emmy Award speech.
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