Screencap breakdown: Game of Thrones Season 6 Trailer

Our only shot of Theon in the trailer. I fear those are dogs and the poor boy is going to be recaptured.

For those who might have thought this Theon being made a Drowned Man, it is not. This is Euron, and from the looks of it the Drowned Priest is sanctifying him after he wins the Kingsmoot.

Always pair your religion with a little incestuous sex. (The twin haircuts thing, man. It’s like they’re having sex with themselves. Creepy.)

And what goes best with sex? More violence!

Brienne is big into murder these days. Hey, you know what they say—once you pop, you can’t stop.