Game of Thrones Screencap Breakdown: “The Winds of Winter”

TFM when you slap the ass of the girl who is about to kill you in cold blood.

Even Walder Frey’s food is giving him the finger.

And once again, in the middle of a murder, Arya removes her face.

(So did she get a collection of faces to take with her as part of her severance package with the Faceless Men? Or did she steal them off the wall on her way out?)

Does it disturb anyone else how nearly orgasmic Arya looks as he bleeds out?

Speaking of women who kill in cold blood, Littlefinger should really think twice before proposing to Sansa.

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that, in the fantasy he’s trying to sell Sansa on, he’s the one sitting on the Iron Throne and not her?

Not that it stops him from pouring poison in her ear as she rejects him. He knows how to play the long game…and she already came crawling back to him once.

Benjen says it was nice having a quick cameo, but this makeup job kinda sucks, so he’ll be leaving now.

And he’ll be taking that horse, leaving Bran and Meera with no way to get any further south. Even though the Wall is close, she doesn’t have that sled anymore.

It’s okay, though. Here’s a weirwood tree. It’s like a book: you can travel anywhere and never move.

And we’re back in Episode 3 again.(No, really, all of the exterior shots except for Bran following Ned up the stairs are a rerun of “Oathbreaker.”)

But now we get to go inside the Tower of Joy and see Lyanna as she lays dying.

Bleeding out in childbirth is such a common cause of death in this time period,. Still kills women to this day. Just saying.

“R+L=J”

“Is that higher math? Crap! I never took Algebra II!”

Does the Dornish attendant not speak? Say something!

Hellllllo baaaaaby.

Nice cut to adult Jon Snow.

“And that baby grew up to become King in the North!”

“I do love storytime with Lyanna!”

Yes, yes, King in the North. What’s rolling news going to nickname this? Nexit?

You guys do remember how badly this went when it happened to Robb, right?

Nope, no one remembers. The North, it seems, is quite forgetful.

The only one not standing and raising his sword is Littlefinger. He’s looking sardonically at Sansa.

And she’s no longer smiling.

Arya recommends another cold blooded murder.